“But I can’t cook!” Part 1
I have been issued a challenge from a friend at work. She claims a complete inability to cook (although she can, when paying proper attention, boil water). I argue that anyone, even if they can burn water, can make a good meal that is worthy of impressing a date or treating yourself to a great dinner. This can be done with minimal chopping, cooking, or danger to life and limb.
Don’t believe me? Try this:
Option #1:
Roasted chicken, balsamic French bread, and wilted spinach salad
This one involves less than ten minutes of prep, and you won’t even have to use the microwave!
What you’ll need to feed 2-4 ish people:
A pre-roasted chicken (in the deli of most grocery stores)
One bag of baby spinach or spinach salad
Fresh French bread
Olive oil
Balsamic vinegar (by the olive oil in the grocery store)
(optional)
Salt and Pepper
Grated Parmesan cheese
Red pepper flakes
Craisins (by the raisins - they’re dried cranberries)
Salad dressing (try a raspberry vinagarette)
On your way home for the evening, stop by the grocery store and pick up one of the pre-roasted chickens they sell for five or six bucks in the deli - not fried (as tempting as it smells) - if they have pre-sliced or chicken breasts, even better. Get those. Or, if you’re trying to cut fat even further one of the roasted turkey breasts. Also purchase whatever else on the list you need.
As soon as you get home, spread the spinach salad over a large plate. Open the chicken. Set the lid of the chicken container over the spinach (the leftover heat and humidity will wilt the spinach) If you are comfortable with a knife, then slice off some chicken breasts. If you’re not, then wash your hands and rip into it, getting as large of chunks as you can. Spread the salad over as many medium-sized plates as you have people for dinner, then lay the chicken over the salad. If you’re using it, drizzle some vinagarette over the whole thing - or sprinkle craisins over the plate - or both.
On a separate plate, dump a bunch of olive oil onto the plate. Drizzle some vinegar over it. If you’d like, add salt, pepper, Parmesan cheese, or red pepper flakes. Take the bread out of it’s paper bag. Set it on the table to let people rip their own chunks. The idea is that you rip a chunk of bread, dip it in the flavored oil, and chow.
There you go - fancy dinner in under ten minutes.